'My Boyfriend is a Raging King Baby!'

This picture does not improve with age.

Tree in Landscape (1948) by Helen Lundeberg

Dear Polly,

I love your columns and read them faithfully. I think that goes without saying but I'm really into saying the Things That Go Without Saying these days. Anyways, I'm writing to you out of desperation for some semblance of guidance in my murky and confused world, and because none of your old columns th…